Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.

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December 1st, 2018
Happy Holidays!

Start your festive season off right with this little ditty about the best Christmas action movie ever made.

November 19th, 2018
New Song!

Happy Little Trees

October 15th, 2018
New Song!

It's almost Halloween! And what does that mean? That's right, DINOSAURS!

September 25th, 2018
New Song!

Have you ever wondered what I will do when I become Galactic Emperor? Of course you have.


August 17th, 2018
Fandomania Interview!

Click the pic below to listen to my human minion blather on about nonsense in between talking about my greatness! CLICK IT!

June 10th, 2018
New Song!

You know those songs that get played over the end credits of movies and you just know it's because it would have been out-of-place had it been used in the movie itself?

Well, this is one of them.

June 8th, 2018
Aurora Award Nomination

Robots vs Monsters has been nominated for an Aurora Award for Best Fan Related Work. I'm up against Kari Maaren so I'm pretty sure she and my human minion have to face off in some sort of Thunderdome-style fight to the death. So that'll be cool.

June 5th, 2018

Australian geek pop sensation Meri Amber has recorded a cover of my song, "Don't Blink, Don't Panic, Don't Feed Them After Midnight." Take note, vile humans. This is the way to get into my good books. Meri will be eaten last.

May 21st, 2018

Are you a hoopy frood who really knows where your towel is? Then you'll know that Towel Day is is happening this Friday. What better way to celebrate than by rocking out to this little number?

May 18th, 2018


My minion will be performing a conert at Anime North on Saturday, May 26th at 10pm in the Berton Room.

Come early and see all these other great performers, too!

May 1st, 2018
NEW SONG! Just in time for Star Wars Day!

May the 4th is coming up fast! Your celebrations won't be complete without this little ditty...

April 2nd, 2018

Please enjoy this love song for the D&D nerd in your life.
(Which, let's face it, is probably you.)

March 5th, 2018

This one is full of fascinating an totally true facts about trilobites.

February 5th, 2018

I present to you, my cover of "Pizza and Ice Cream" my Meri Amber!

Meri is a geek pop musician from Sydney Australia and she's pretty OK for a human. I guess. You should probably listen to her stuff.

Check out the original version of "Pizza and Ice Cream" here.

February 1st, 2018

I am now a Twitch Affiliate!


January 30th, 2018

My latest song, "32 Lines About 24 Clones" is included on the latest edition of the Little Geek Lost podcast. Neat!

January 15th, 2018
New Song!

Orphan Black fans! Next time you're having an impromptu dance party with your sestras, be sure to rock out to "32 Lines About 24 Clones."

January 1st, 2018
2017 RECAP!

Hello, land-dwelling simians!

I'm given to understand that one of your human "years" has just passed so I thought I'd give you an end-of-year recap.

This year, I made my minion write and record an EP about robots fighting monsters.

He also made a free-to-download compilation EP with four other bands, about the movie Tron.

On top of all that, he released 12 additional masterpieces of my music!

They are:

Don't Blink, Don't Panic, Don't Feed Them After Midnight
A Sea Monster Decided to Write a Song! What Happened Next Will Amaze You!
Alternative Facts
Maximum Effort
There Are Four Lights
I've Been In This Fight Since I Was Six Years Old
OK To Go
Space Paranoids
Dragons Are Cool
No More Campers
The X-Men Xmas

He was interviewed by JR Talks to People, Thunder Geeks, Fandomania, and the "Interviews from Uranus" portion of The Things That Dreams Are Made Of.

He spread the word of my greatness at 8 conventions:

Toronto Comicon
Forest City Comicon
Quinte Mini Con
SF Contario

Played 4 live shows:

"Robots vs Monsters" Release Party
Kari Maaren's book launch.
Anime North

and, as if all that isn't enough, he began streaming on Twitch!

Also he built a purple guitar.

Holy frisky tentacles, that's a busy year! Perhaps I'll push him hard enough to finally kill him in 2018. We can only hope!

"Old News" is an oxymoron. But here it is, anyway.