Mike Bryant is the poor, sad soul who's weak mind has been taken over by the Kraken. He does the musical bidding of his vast, aquatic master because he has no other choice.

Mike is a lifelong nerd who still isn't sure how he feels about nerdery going mainstream. On the one hand, it's like some sort of moral victory for him and his people. On the other, he wonders who all these strangers are. Perhaps he's just old. At least there's more Doctor Who now.

He's an author of bizarro fiction, and the guitarist for the industrial metal band Nanochrist. He's pretty sure his bandmates are completely embarassed and mortified by this new project.

He looks like this...

...you know, just in case you wanna buy him a beer or something.