Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.





HUMANS OF TORONTO, CANADA!
YOU WILL COME TO MY ALBUM RELEASE PARTY!
FRIDAY, APRIL 12th, 2019 at THE SUPERMARKET (268 Augusta Ave), 7:30pm!
HERE IS THE FACEBOOK EVENT!
ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY



April 5th, 2019
One week until Yuri's Night!
(Also my album release party. Just sayin'.)

The soundtrack for your Yuris' Night celebration is here!






March 12th, 2019
"Songs From A Pale Blue Dot" is now available for pre-order!



"Songs From A Pale Blue Dot" consists of ten songs about the history of space exploration. Click here for more info!


Listen to the first song from the album here:





March 4th, 2019
NEW SONG!

"Time Loop Episode"





January 20th, 2019
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MIGHTY KRAKEN!

In this interview, music journalist and killer robot N3RDROQ-42 delves deep into the Marianas Trench of the Kraken's mind and really finds out what makes him tick.






January 3rd, 2019
IT'S TIME FOR MY ANNUAL YEAR IN REVIEW!

What did I make my minion do in 2018? Well for starters, I wrote 10 original songs that I forced him to record:
32 Lines About 24 Clones
Trilobites Are Awesome
I Rolled a 20 When I Met You
The Droid I'm Looking For
Teaser
End Credit Song
When I Am Galactic Emperor
Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Happy Little Trees
Dear Die Hard

...and I turned those songs, along with a bonus instrumental, into an album!

I also had my minion cover Meri Amber's Pizza and Ice Cream.

Coincidentally, Meri Amber also covered one of my songs this year.

My minion was interviewed by Fandomania.

I was nominated for an Aurora Award for Robots vs Monsters. So that's pretty cool.

And I made my minion play two concerts and attend a few conventions to spread the word of my incredible moistenedness.

Speaking of concerts, keep April 12th open.



"Old News" is an oxymoron. But here it is, anyway.

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