Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.



January 15th, 2020

THE FIRST NEW SONG OF 2020!

Let's start 2020 off right with a song about words that sound rude but aren't!
And then you can go masticate that turdiform sexagon!





January 8th, 2020

"SONGS FROM A PALE BLUE DOT" Song 6: The Loneliest Astronaut

Continuing with songs from my concept album about space exploration, Songs From A Pale Blue Dot, we have a song inspired by Michael Collins; the third member of the Apollo 11 crew.

Collins stayed behind in the lunar orbiter while Armstrong and Aldrin walked on the moon. He was out of contact for about 45 minutes each orbit, completely cut off from the rest of humanity, while on the far side of the moon.





January 1st, 2020

YEAR IN REVIEW

Hello, Human filth! Another one of your years has passed and I have accomplished GREATNESS! (As usual.)

This year, I released 9 original songs.

After the massive commercial success that was Most Moistest Hits 2018, I have decided to allow you to purchase all of this year's songs in one convenient package titled, shockingly, MOST MOISTESTS HITS 2019! All profits go to ME! THE MIGHTY KRAKEN! Thank you in advance for helping to fund my plans of World Domination!

Three of those songs are accompanied by extremely amazing and high budget music videos!
They are..

Time Loop Episode

Nap Hard

Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon

The remaining songs come with lyric videos...

Roamin' In Wyomin'

Now You're Just an NPC

My Shoulderbag Smells Like BO

Retweeted By A Minor Celebrity

Front Row Seat

Wrapper's Delight

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Also this year: I put out AN ENTIRE ALBUM OF SONGS ABOUT SPACE EXPLORATION

My minion performed an album release party for the aforementioned space album.

My minion was on a creativity panel at Anime North

Music Unit N3RdR0Q-42 interviewed the Kraken

My minion performed a concert with The Gothsicles.

And... as if all that wasn't enough, I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE STUFF I DID AND PUT IT HERE!

2019 PUTS ME CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION! PERHAPS 2020 WILL BE THE YEAR I RISE FROM THE DEEP AND DEVOUR YOU ALL!!!



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