Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.



December 5th, 2019

WHEN I SAY "AXIAL," YOU SAY "TILT!"
Here is your newest winter holiday classic which will be sure to replace Whamageddon in your modern human mythology.




November 20th, 2019

NEW SONG!
Check out my latest sure-to-be-massive, world-spanning, chart-topping hit, "Front Row Seat."





November 6th, 2019

Here is the fourth song from my concept album about space exploration,
Songs From A Pale Blue Dot.

This one is about
The Mercury 13.

"But Kraken, don't you mean The Mercury 7?"

I DO NOT!!!





October 16th, 2019

Kraken Not Stirred: Live in Toronto!

On Oct 5th, 2019, my minion performed some of my songs at See-Scape in Toronto.

You can watch it here:




October 9th, 2019

Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon

HUMANS! All Hallow's Eve is nearly upon us. I command you, therefore, to be awed and terrified by this frightening song about an evil robot, a spacelord, and kumquats.

PREPARE FOR TERROR, PUNY HUMANS!!!




September 16th, 2019

Retweeted By A Minor Celebrity

NEW SONG! Based on a true story.




September 7th, 2019

And Yet It Moves
"Songs From A Pale Blue Dot" Song 3

"E pur si muove."

-Credited, probably apocryphally, to Galileo Galilei after being forced by the Inquisition to recant his theory that the Earth revolves around the sun.





August 26th, 2019

Nap Hard

NEW SONG!




August 10th, 2019

My Shoulderbag Smells Like B.O.

NEW SONG!
This is a country song with a rap break that's all about the glitz and glamour of playing in a band.





July 17th, 2019

Now You're Just an NPC

Please enjoy this song about heartbreak, sadness, and gelatinous cubes.









July 2nd, 2019

"SONGS FROM A PALE BLUE DOT" - Song 7 - One Small Step

This month marks 50 years since the first lunar landing. Make this song the soundtrack to your celebrations:





June 14th, 2019

"SONGS FROM A PALE BLUE DOT" - Song 2 - From Fiction to Fact

Take a listen to the second song from my concept album about space exploration right here:



Buy the album at Bandcamp!



May 20th, 2019

Roamin' in Wyomin'

I've decided to add to the already-overcrowded market of country songs about data overages. Enjoy. But make sure you're connected to wi-fi first.





May 18th, 2019

ANIME NORTH

My minion will be on the Geek Music Creativity panel at Anime North, Saturday, May 25th, 7pm in the Halton Room of the Delta Toronto Hotel. Following that, there will be a Geek Music Open Mic, so bring an instrument and play some songs!





HUMANS OF TORONTO, CANADA!
YOU WILL COME TO MY ALBUM RELEASE PARTY!
FRIDAY, APRIL 12th, 2019 at THE SUPERMARKET (268 Augusta Ave), 7:30pm!
HERE IS THE FACEBOOK EVENT!
ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY



April 5th, 2019
One week until Yuri's Night!
(Also my album release party. Just sayin'.)

The soundtrack for your Yuris' Night celebration is here!






March 12th, 2019
"Songs From A Pale Blue Dot" is now available for pre-order!



"Songs From A Pale Blue Dot" consists of ten songs about the history of space exploration. Click here for more info!


Listen to the first song from the album here:





March 4th, 2019
NEW SONG!

"Time Loop Episode"





January 20th, 2019
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MIGHTY KRAKEN!

In this interview, music journalist and killer robot N3RDROQ-42 delves deep into the Marianas Trench of the Kraken's mind and really finds out what makes him tick.






January 3rd, 2019
IT'S TIME FOR MY ANNUAL YEAR IN REVIEW!

What did I make my minion do in 2018? Well for starters, I wrote 10 original songs that I forced him to record:
32 Lines About 24 Clones
Trilobites Are Awesome
I Rolled a 20 When I Met You
The Droid I'm Looking For
Teaser
End Credit Song
When I Am Galactic Emperor
Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Happy Little Trees
Dear Die Hard

...and I turned those songs, along with a bonus instrumental, into an album!

I also had my minion cover Meri Amber's Pizza and Ice Cream.

Coincidentally, Meri Amber also covered one of my songs this year.

My minion was interviewed by Fandomania.

I was nominated for an Aurora Award for Robots vs Monsters. So that's pretty cool.

And I made my minion play two concerts and attend a few conventions to spread the word of my incredible moistenedness.

Speaking of concerts, keep April 12th open.



"Old News" is an oxymoron. But here it is, anyway.

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