Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.
September 29th, 2017
ROBOTS VS MONSTERS IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!!!
Click the pic below to order yours now!
"Robots vs Monsters" is a 6-song EP featuring three songs about Robots, and three songs about Monsters.
It has action! Adventure! Robot/Monster Rap Battles! General awesomeness! Plus there may, perhaps, be an appearance by a certain giant, subaquatic, tentacled megalomaniac!
Here's a little something about a classic moment from Star Trek The Next Generation
March 8th, 2017
Happy International Women's Day! On this day, try strapping on this song about Deadpool...
February 24th, 2017
This one is about a weird, hard-to-follow show called "The News." The writers recently added a new bad guy who seems to be some sort of tiny-handed Cheeto-man or something. It's ridiculous and completely unbelievable.
Please enjoy these Alternative Facts...
February 6th, 2017
New song! This one details the amazing thing that happens when a sea monster decides to write a song! This will shock you!
February 1st, 2017
My minion will be at Genrecon in Guelph this weekend.
Find him in the dealer's room at booth 7 to tell him how much he sucks.
Here is a handy map to avoid awkward encounters with other, less sucky humans...
January 24th, 2017
Two more convention appearances!
My minion will be at Genrecon in Guelph, Ontario, February 3rd - 5th.