Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.
March 25th, 2020
Hey, look! An instrumental!
If you've ever said, "Yeah, the music's OK but I hate that guy's voice," then this is the song for you!
March 11th, 2020
ASK THE KRAKEN
In this episode, we discuss minion torture, Tom Cruise, and Australians.
Humans! I would like to present to you the inaugural edition of the only show in which you, the viewer, may ask questions of me, the Mighty Kraken, and maybe have them answered!
January 15th, 2020
THE FIRST NEW SONG OF 2020!
Let's start 2020 off right with a song about words that sound rude but aren't!
And then you can go masticate that turdiform sexagon!
January 8th, 2020
"SONGS FROM A PALE BLUE DOT" Song 6: The Loneliest Astronaut
Continuing with songs from my concept album about space exploration, Songs From A Pale Blue Dot, we have a song inspired by Michael Collins; the third member of the Apollo 11 crew.
Collins stayed behind in the lunar orbiter while Armstrong and Aldrin walked on the moon. He was out of contact for about 45 minutes each orbit, completely cut off from the rest of humanity, while on the far side of the moon.
January 1st, 2020
YEAR IN REVIEW
Hello, Human filth! Another one of your years has passed and I have accomplished GREATNESS! (As usual.)
This year, I released 9 original songs.
After the massive commercial success that was Most Moistest Hits 2018, I have decided to allow you to purchase all of this year's songs in one convenient package titled, shockingly, MOST MOISTESTS HITS 2019! All profits go to ME! THE MIGHTY KRAKEN! Thank you in advance for helping to fund my plans of World Domination!
Three of those songs are accompanied by extremely amazing and high budget music videos!