Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.

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June 25th, 2017
The Thunder Geeks interviewed me for their latest show. You can listen to it on iTunes.



June 13th, 2017
Check out my interview on the inaugural edition of JR Talks To People



June 12th, 2017

New Song!
Next month is the 20th anniversary of the film
Contact, starring Jodie Foster, directed by Robert Zemekis, and based on the novel by Carl Sagan.

It's awesome and you should watch it if you haven't.

And then, after you've watched it, you should watch this:


And then you should back my Kickstarter!



May 29th, 2017

Kickstarter!
Humans! I have launched a Kickstarter campaign for a 6-song green vinyl EP called "Robots vs Monsters."

$1 gets your name in the record, $30 gets you the record, and $5500 gets you the actual guitar my minion used to record it! Plus there are many other awesome rewards.

Click here to check it out.



May 4th, 2017

NEW SONG!
Happy Star Wars Day!





April 3rd, 2017

NEW SONG!
Here's a little something about a classic moment from Star Trek The Next Generation





March 8th, 2017

NEW SONG!
Happy International Women's Day! On this day, try strapping on this song about Deadpool...





February 24th, 2017

NEW SONG!
This one is about a weird, hard-to-follow show called "The News." The writers recently added a new bad guy who seems to be some sort of tiny-handed Cheeto-man or something. It's ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Please enjoy these Alternative Facts...





February 6th, 2017

New song! This one details the amazing thing that happens when a sea monster decides to write a song! This will shock you!





February 1st, 2017

My minion will be at Genrecon in Guelph this weekend.

Find him in the dealer's room at booth 7 to tell him how much he sucks.
Here is a handy map to avoid awkward encounters with other, less sucky humans...




January 24th, 2017

Two more convention appearances!

My minion will be at Genrecon in Guelph, Ontario, February 3rd - 5th.

And on March 17th - 19th, he will be at Toronto Comicon!

If you see him at either of these events, be sure to point at him and say, "YOU STINK, MINION!"



January 14th, 2017

My pathetic human minion will be spreading the word of my immortal moistness at Frostcon 2017 in Burlington, next weekend. (January 22nd and 23rd.)

He will be at booth A2 which, I am sad to say, is not marked with an X on the below map.





January 9th, 2017

New year, new song!

My pathetic minion has created another new song at my behest. This one is about what not to do when you find yourself stuck in a movie or TV show.

Behold... "Don't Blink, Don't Panic, Don't Feed Them After Midnight!"





"Old News" is an oxymoron, but here it is, anyway.